It is interesting to me that many people wanting to adopt a child go through such a long waiting period, sometimes years! However, if you are a celebrity, the process is super quick. Look how easy it is for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Madonna, Meg Ryan, etc.
This might sound crazy, but I am thinking that it would be easier to become a celebrity first and then adopt once you've gained fame and fortune. Just start a band and put your music on Myspace, then bug people by sending them friend requests until you sucker enough of them into liking your music. Or, you could star in some low budget film that goes on to be a film festival hit or a "Napoleon Dynamite." See, an easy solution to the difficulties of adoption. The only problem is after you are a celebrity and you adopt, you have to deal with all of the heat from the press. But if you just team up with Oprah, everyone will love you and all will be good!!